BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
The Anatomy of A Hardcover [source]
(It’s so sexy.)
Alright Wholockians, it was recently my 1 year anniversary on tumblr and I hit 1300 followers, so behold my first ever giveaway!
- Vincent and the Doctor OR 221B wallpaper themed shoes, the winner can decide which pair they want **these are only for if the giveaway gets over 2000 notes because the shoes are not cheap let me tell ya**
- Dining with the Doctor: The Unauthorized Whovian Cookbook
- Blue Dalek soft-toy that says “Exterminate!” and other things
- River Song’s diary
- TARDIS book-light (also comes with invisible ink pen)
- Circular Gallifreyan glass pendant necklace
- Adorable Sherlock and John bookmarks
- Sherlock Holmes earrings made from book pages (if you don’t have pierced ears I can arrange a different prize)
- Moriartea t-shirt
- You must be following me. This giveaway is a way for me to thank my followers so it would be a shame if the prize went to someone who wasn’t following me. I will be checking, too.
- Reblogs only, likes will not count
- You can reblog as many times as you want (the more you reblog the better your chances will be)
- I will ship anywhere
- Make sure your ask box is open, if it isn’t I will choose another winner
- If you don’t reply within 48 hours, again, I will choose another winner
- Winner will be chosen with a random number generator
- The shoes and t-shirt are customizeable, so I can get them in your size
- Again, the shoes are only for if this gets over 2k notes
- **GIVEAWAY ENDS JANUARY 16TH**
i dont understand giveaways
like who the fuck just has an extra macbook
seriously it’s 2013 where is this??
2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.
what the fuck is a tumblr girl